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Tesla Just Debuted a Van Even Uglier Than the Cybertruck

Great work! It looks terrible!


For the past year, everyone and their mother has been pointing and laughing at the Cybertruck, not only because it looks stupid, but because its drivers have to be continually reminded about what a terrible car it is.


To offer a short list of its many issues, Tesla itself doesn’t really know how to fix or clean it, it performs worse off-road than a Crown Vic, it might not be able to handle a car wash, it can cut off your fingers and the accelerator pedal might slip off and turn your car into a bullet. In short, I think it might not be worth the $100k — and that appears to be an opinion many share, as less than 28,000 units of the vehicle have likely been sold.


Seeing this, you’d think that Tesla would give up on the project and return to making the relatively high quality vehicles for which they became famous. If you thought this, you haven’t heard of Elon Musk. Enter the Robovan!


It’s basically an autonomous bus, though they’d never call it that. There are a whole bunch of impressive stats about it, too, but we can just ignore them because pretty much everything at this stage with Tesla is a lie or exaggeration. Instead, we can just look at it — and endlessly mock it.

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